He went to a neighborhood watering hole, flashed some of that first-year cash and, later, worked on his night moves with a fine, young coed.
Unfortunately, he knew she was going to Facebook (it's a verb now) him and he still had a few days in College Town, USA.
And there are clearly some people who lack the ability (or desire) to use either responsibly.
Small ones can provoke a dog-fight to their own detriment.
So, he did the prudent thing and changed his status to Single. And because this is neither Vietnam nor the Wild West, we decided to implement some rules of etiquette for Mark Zuckerberg's handiwork.